Hemingway and James Joyce were drinking buddies in Paris. Joyce was thin and bespectacled; Hemingway was tall and strapping. When they went out Joyce would get drunk, pick a fight with a bigger guy in the bar and then hide behind Hemingway and yell, “Deal with him, Hemingway. Deal with him.”

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Between this and the story about him reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald re dick size, I’m developing a picture of Hemingway as the mother hen of the disaffected white male literary set of the early 20th century.

He probably called up Steinbeck sometimes and was like I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE DIPSHITS and Steinbeck was all “That’s what you get for living in Paris, asshole”.

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First histogram posting with a non-beta app. Kind of great!

First histogram posting with a non-beta app. Kind of great!

Just got the shiny new amazon fire phone and I have to say I’m pretty impressed so far. Tumblr is great in it but I’m still figuring out all of it’s bells and whistles hah

For some reason summer turns me into a Starbucks drinker…at least in the small town. @Starbucks

For some reason summer turns me into a Starbucks drinker…at least in the small town. @Starbucks

Boyfriend and I found a new use for a Moonlight Pizza growler. Pretty flowers :)

Boyfriend and I found a new use for a Moonlight Pizza growler. Pretty flowers :)

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nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”

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being an adult is weird

Signing my first lease today, and it’s kind of a weird feeling. Super exciting and I can’t wait to live with my awesome roommates, but still bizarre to think of having my own place.